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lookbackseeforward:

The Doctor: I’m the Doctor, by the way, what’s your name?
Rose: Rose.
The Doctor: Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life!

box-of-poptarts:

I literally just keep reblogging this photo each time I see a newer, bigger version of it.

melpir:

gelierzucker:

riddlemehiddleston:

mrlimpdick:

iamnotswarley:

melethril:

nobodysmuse:

callmekitto:

revivi:

siksta:

#Fun fact: We were asked to scream when running out of the gala #but none of us knew much german #so a lot of people were screaming the only German things they knew #Wiener Schnitzel #Oktoberfest #Schadenfreude

Omg, Revvi.  Are you serious? LMAO

100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few  ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on. 

this is the best story

Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc

This is officially the best thing ever. I’d like subtitles for the screaming on the DVD, plz.

OH MY GOD CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HALP

holy shit is this FOR REAL.

Wiener Schnitzel!!

Pfffft, that’s the best I’ve ever heard.
SCHADENFREUDE! Imagine someone screaming this when they’re in danger. 

Priceless

villa-kulla:

Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?

And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?

Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?

The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.

dorkvader:

thefallingtower:

geekyvamp:

lipstickandligature:

feminishblog:

A Sex Video That Will Surprise You - Girls Going Wild in the Red Light District

Keep watching till the very end. It’s bloody brilliant, not to mention very moving.

Everyone watch this. Please. Amazing and … just…so moving.

YES.

the faces the audience makes at the end.

BOOM

asianfusion:

#MARRIED

♥ Darcy/Loki » “Loki in Denial” ♥

** Previous Versions:  Version 1 | Version 2 | Version 3

I realize this is…kind of silly.  :P  But I wanted to do something humorous before diving into angst/the darker side…

nogutsnoglory:

gotta catch ‘em all

typhoidcandy:

YOU ARE THE MOON → Loki x Darcy